Dick Squad

1chainz:

80s music brings me back to good times like when i wasnt alive

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

meowvgonspengler:

1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS

LOOK AT

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WHAT IS THIS

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DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING

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RAZZ

MY 

BERRIES

(Source: daddywain)

natsukisatsukishinomiya:

southpauz:

"You’re so innocent!"

You’d think so, wouldn’t you…

I thought this was going somewhere deep and meaningful, but I can proudly say that I am not in anyway dissapointed

fuckitfireeverything:

#wow remember when the doctor wasnt written as a sexist fuck

(Source: the-twelfthour)

lucyliunareclipse:

snorlaxatives:

damn….. ash is shredded as fuck

(Source: diehardpokemonfans)

thelastravenwalker:

IM ON THE VERGE OF CRYING

abynyior:

Steal his Style!

Pima Cotton Crewneck T-Shirt - $49.50

'Sharp' Flat Front Wool Trousers - $195.00

'Rico' Chukka Sneaker $395.00

theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

Karkat: Get Rickrolled

celestialtrollestia:

tentaclemassagist:

vampirefashionqueen:

junglemouse:

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im crying

THIS IS MY FAVORITE COMIC EVER, I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

karkat got rickrolled
poor john looks so awkward

  • me: wow i want homestuck to update
  • homestuck: updates
  • me: NO I LIED I TAKE IT BACK I DON'T WANT HOMESTUCK TO UPDATE

ghirameme:

I FIGURED OUT WHY JOHN LOOKS SO WEIRDED OUT IN THE LAST PANEL

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FROM WHERE HE’S STANDING IT PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE CALIBORN IS MASTURBATING

despairtsumikie:

when people get mad at homestucks for celebrating the giga-unpause

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