Dick Squad

philosophy-in-blue:

upgraders:

my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 

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gay-of-demonic-charm:

daughterofsatan:

davestrider:

alisabot:

nobody ever talks about yaoi lips

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I do not even want to see them.

I thought we agreed to never bring it up

  • 13 year old: I'm so old and cool!! I'm gonna be able to do so much in 3 years when I'm 16! Look how old and cool I am!! I'm not a child!! I can do everything on my own!
  • 17 year old: I am very much a child and I am very scared about what my life is gonna be in the next few years someone please make me grilled cheese and tomato soup so i can sob into it

challengerapproaching:

Here’s the full Direct for you guys in case you missed it!

shikitt:

kingdomzelaybli:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

twerquius:

torribash:

amagi-challenge:

helioture:

Shingeki no Kyojin OP… with a ruler.

this is so much bullshit

oh my god

I am so fucking mad right now. No this shit is not ok

holy shit that dude has figured out how to modify both pitch and timbre on a ruler, he must have been practicing this skill for years

it sounds like K.K. Slider

i give up. this is it. this is the peak of humanity. 

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

iwearadeathfrisbeenow:

loki-cat:

#this is why you can’t join the avengers peter for fuck’s sake

It’s only 10 pm why am I laughing so hard at the eyes on his mask getting wider

  • Friend: Hey why do you like that character so much?
  • Me: Are you sure you're ready for this kind of conversation

aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

brokencups-and-taintedmemories:

holdingdeadroses:

XD

OOOHOHOHOOO PIZZA HUT KNOWS ITS SHIT

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

joelbyeman:

"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"

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rlmjob:

hipster blogs be like

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

I don’t participate in school, I just sit there like

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orlandobrones:

samwinchesters-killerpenis:

conor-cymex:

paigefillyr:

riverdanceinhell:

so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.

well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i

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oh

Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.

Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.

am i in a cult

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(Source: pendletons)